10 Things I learned at Hawaiian Falls today..or more

We took the kids to Hawaiian Falls today...I was dreading it but really it wasn't that bad. I learned a lot from my time there today. I'd like to share what I learned with the rest of you:

1. They do make Lee Press-On Nails for toes.
2. Although there is an ample amount of beautiful clean, clorinated water, children enjoy playing in stagnant cest pools of runoff water for some reason.
3. A tattoo, though it may look good in concept and on paper, doesn't carry over as well to the human skin.
4. The Lazy River is not conducive to swimming and making out at the same time. No, I didn't try it! But I FLOATED OVER several people who were. Needless to say, I will have involuntary dreams/nightmares about that for nights to come.
5. If you are young and considering getting the word "SINNER" in flames tattooed right above your booty...think about this, if your child is lost or loses you that is what some person is going to be looking for when they return your child to you..if they choose to return your child to you after seeing that!
6. The hospital is not the only place you can get a water enema. You can also get on on the Orange Typhoon slide.
7. They make bikinis on all sizes, those sizes may not cover all necessary body parts. If they don't they make these handy lycra, see-through skin-tight body tube top covers to cover up, yet still show, all that lies between.
8. Back fat doesn't qualify as a breast, however it can be contained in your swimming top. as a breast.
9. I have decided nipple rings HAVE TO BE as painful as they look.
10. Why on God's Green Earth would any self-respecting woman tattoo two cherries at the very top, of her inside thigh?!